Mike Valeri from Lampert Capital Markets just called me. He said we spoke a long time ago and that I said I already had too many brokers in New York.
Of course, both of these are untrue statements. First, Mike Valeri has only been registered since October. So his definition of a “long time ago” must be different than mine.
Second, because we never spoke, there’s no way I could have told him that I had too many brokers in New York, since I have no brokers in New York and haven’t had any brokers in New York in close to 20 years.
Then he asked me if I had an account with John Thomas Financial, which I didn’t.
He then told me that he must have the wrong guy. At least he got that right.
Good luck with your cold-calling career, Mike. Maybe you could get a job as a storyteller, too.